Bob and the deli guy

D.Guy: Wait a second, you've just got a turkey yesterday!

Bob: Yep

D.Guy:Turkey number two, huh? Messed up the first one?

Bob: No, it's a long story.

D.Guy: Not so easy to just step into the kitchen, is it?

Bob: No, actually I'm a professional cook.

D.Guy. Yeah, you and me both, right? Okay. Don't mess this one up!

Bob: I didn't

D.Guy:NEXT!

Bob: Didn't mess it up!

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Bob: Hi, I need two turkeys, please

D.Guy: Oh, you again

Bob: yeah.

D.Guy: err... Look I think I know what's going on here, and... I am flattered, but I'm in a relationship

Bob: WHAT?Oh, no, no. I'm not trying to...

D.Guy: Hey, hey, listen daddy, don't you let one rejection keep you from going out there, you seem great.

Bob: Okay, thanks

D.Guy: There is a whole group of guys, out there who don't care what guys look like.

Bob: err, can I just get my turkey please?

D.Guy: You know, I've got a friend, he is into sloppy bears.

Bob: What's a sloppy bear?

D.Guy: You know, you've got the muffin top, you've got food on your shirt.

Bob: God I do

D.Guy: Let me set you up. I tell you what I'm gonna write the number on the receipt. you take it from here...

Bob: No no no! I think you have the wrong idea, I'm not Interested in a

D.Guy: Yeah, I know, you are not interested

Bob: In a relationship

D.Guy: that's cool here's the number, I'll talk to you later... Get out of here!
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D:guy:Hey you again, huh?

Bob: Hey, you again... and me... yeah... er... I just... I came for a...

D:guy: I suppose you want anoter "turkey"

Bob: Yes, that's exactly what I want. A turkey I didn't come for anything else

D:guy: Okay, fine! you wore me down! Dammit!Things are not going great with Tony. (they) haven't been going great with Tony for a long time, you know. Tony is hot, but maybe it's time for me to just settle.

Bob: No,no. Look at me. I'm nothing. You love Tony. Stay with Tony.

D:guy: I'm so sick of Tony and his dancing!

Bob: No, no. I don't know Tony but I assume it's great.

D:guy: it's not great with Tony.

Bob: You should definitely stay with Tony.

D:guy: nonono. YO! I'm taking my break!!! Oh my god, we are doing this!

Bob: No, we are not.

D:guy: Hey, what do you wanna do?

Bob: Nothing

D:guy: Wanna go to the beach?

Bob: Maybe. Wait, I'm straigh, I mean... I am mostly straight... you should...

D:guy: let's grab a coffee

Bob: call tony

D:guy:No, lets' just have sex! Oh my god this feels so great!!!

Bob:I should just... sorry. I gotta go, cook this.... Also I'm married... But if I wasn't... Who am I kidding? You are out of my league. It would never work.

D:guy:What are you talking about?

Bob: I really gotta go...

D:guy: I'M GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW!

Bob: Probably not! I'll call you!